I always liked the story Gamble Rogers used to tell about the tourist who was told another man's dog had killed his dog. The tourist was astonished. He told the onlookers that his dog was a Great Dane. What kind of dog could kill a Great Dane? "A Chihuahua," was the reply. "How on Earth could a Chihuahua kill a Great Dane?" "He got stuck in the Dane's throat."