The average Canadian can find his hometown on an unmarked map of the world... The average Yank can't find his hometown on a marked map of their homestate!

Canadians can eat more than 2 maple sugar candies without feeling nausious!! LOL!!!!

Or as Rick Mercer once put it, "We're bigger and we're on top! If we were in prison, they'd be our bitch!" LOL!!!!

We Canadians don't send our 19, and 20 year olds to another country to get drunk and act like stupid punks every Friday and Saturday night... any Canadina who lives in a bordertown knows exactily what I mean... the really sad thing is, the American kids who come from further away from the border tend to be much more polite, less stupid when they've had a few... and more receptive to good folk music!! LOL!!!!! I may have to study this Borderdwelling to A$$hole ratio further....

The above are 'sweeping generalisations' of course, but they are generalisations for a reason eh?

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