"Oh it's witchcraft
Wicked witchcraft
Although I know
It's strictly taboo
When you arouse the need in me
My heart says 'Yes Indeed' in me
Proceed with what you're leading me to"

Serious question:
If you had to choose between Glinda, the Good Witch of the North and the Wicked Witch of the West, who apparently had no name, which would be your companion?
It would take me all of three minutes to get annoyed enough at the smarmy Glinda to bitch-slap her back to Munchkin Land.