I went into an alehouse I used to frequent
Told the landlady I was a tight scotchman
Piss off she said we don't want mean porridge quaffers here
I saw an englishman and cadged a pint of beer

And it's no nay never, never pay for your beer
For I'll get out me wallet no never nay more

I hate catholics and I've got ginger hair
A nasty bigot you cannot compare
I'd go to my parents but the hate me too
So I'll get drunk and curse the pope dressed in blue

And it's no nay never, never pay for your beer
For I'll get out me wallet no never nay more