The only thing I object to is Morris dancing done badly. And so much is done badly by so many. I don't care who does it – male, female, mixed, provided it is danced well.

If I hate anything it is bad Border - the dance of the lazy and the inept who think all you need to do is black your face, wear rags and shout a lot. Bad Border – the easy option; Bad Border – the style that is displacing all others.