The forgoing deserves a response. Here you go. P-P-P-P-P-P-P-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-R-R-R-R-R-P-P-P-P-T-T-T-T-T!!!!!!!!!! (the sound of a lengthy sustained fart) Thanks to Spaw for the inspiration.