"Shane" has been taken by a bunch of space aliens who want to use his DNA as a good bad example. A picture of his abduction was recently released by NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center. The large structures in the picture are beer storage drums outside of Blind River, Ontario, Canada; the yellow streak traces "Shane"'s abduction. The color of the streak is no reflection upon "Shane"'s courage, but spectral analysis demostrates clearly that it is simply used beer.