The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #67948   Message #2116592
Posted By: Little Hawk
01-Aug-07 - 12:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
"How might I seek within your angel eyes
The inspiration for some future verse?"

You flatterer! Well, I suppose I could send you a photo or two...

Prepare to be inspired.

"Might you send smile, or words to make me wise?"

You? Wise? Look, man, my powers are not unlimited...

"What can I do, what plea
Will let me visit, and your heaven share?"

Hmm. How do I say this in such a way as to let you down easy?

You haven't a snowflake's chance in hell of getting to share my heaven.

Sorry about that.