.........who couldn't "get it up" and even Viagra didn't work? He had allergy problems so most medications wouldn't do the job. Out of desperation, he went to an herbalist doctor who listened to his story and then gave him a "recipe."

"Fry up a chopped onion and mix it with some pickle juice, mustard, a bit of ketchup, and smear the mix on a cloth and wrap your genitals in it for one hour each day before sex. Come back in two weeks."

Well, the guy was desparate and he did as the herb doc told him. To his great surprise, it was terrific! Never before had he experienced such tremendous staying power. Two weeks later he returned to the doctor and told him the great news. The doctor asked if there were any allergic reactions or side effects.

"Just one Doc.....and its OK." the guy answered.
"What is it?" asked the doc.
"Not much," he said, "but whenever I drive past a McDonald's I get a hard on."

Spaw