Mary,

I recently wrote a song that might give you a smile. I even sang it at a recent Seattle "blue book" song circle. I know that I didn't make any friends when I sang my song, but I sure felt better. Here it is:

First Verse:

"This is the song on page 17,
Page seventeen, page seventeen,
This is the song on page seventeen,
And my book's better than yours!

Next Verse:

"This is the song on page eighteen,
Page eighteen, page eighteen,
This is the song on page eighteen,
And my book's better than yours!

Next verse:

"This is the song on page nineteen" .... oh well, you get the thrust of the song!

Where's John Dwyer when we need him? CHEERS, Bob(asshole)Nelson