How are you? When asked this, my mom used to say,
Well, I have this owie on my toe I'd like to tell you about.

I use it often now too.

How far to the next bathroom?
How far to the next food place?
Can I kill my brother/sister yet?
How come he/she is always first?
How come he/she always gets what he wants?
Why is her piece always bigger than mine?
How long til my next pain pill?


And at our house...Where's Max? (the grand dog who likes to go walkabout)