"I advise you not to squawk further, lest the true depths of your depravity be revealed."

Humph. You have no idea of the true depths of my depravity, Amos. Don't forget that I have had 58 years in which to plumb those depths and nurture them. I do not reveal them to just anyone. No indeed. Only a chosen few are selected.

William Shatner. Winona Ryder. Diana Rigg. Penelope Rutledge. People who have proven themselves worthy.

You, sir, are not in such august company, and I fear you never shall be.