Of course, since the relapse, I have not been myself, (nor have I been MMario, nor the Shambles) and time is a bit distorted. I was under the impression that this was then, but, obviously, it must be now. Therefore it is with great pleasure, many unexplained tears, and forgotten regrets that I must wish my dear Mr. Offer (who is certainly NO IGMO!!) the following:

HAPPY

BIRTHMONTH,

JOE OFFER!!

However, were this day the

16th of August

(which I am being told that this day is the 8th of August...though, for the life of me I think it is not even August yet), I would wish him a happy

Birth DAY

.

Nevertheless, I say again:

HAPPY

BIRTHMONTH,

JOE OFFER!!

Kk