Fluff. All I get from you, Amos, is verbosity, bloviation (thanks for the word), mega-bloviation, and fluff. But it does help pass the time in an amusing fashion.

May I remind you, for the umpteenth time: Shatner is not an imaginary character. He is real. Go to his website and see for yourself. It's here:

The Fount of all that is Shatner

But wait...did I hear you say that I am "palpably disingenuous"? Oh, that is good! That is soooo good! I am in ecstasy. Tell me more!