Nope... it doesn't even exist yet but let me be the first to welcome Hurricane Dean to the North Atlantic as the first storm of the season which promises to be a busy one for second string news broadcasters who will have to stand out in the rain for their 30 second segments on TV.

Perhaps this year our cloud seeding techniques will steer hurricanes more reliably compared to the dismal results we had with Irene and other storms 2 years ago.

Yes Virginia, there is a santa clause which enables us to fight hurricanes from the air.

Last night I learned that a level 3 storm hitting NYC would bring 30 feet of water to most of Manhatten streets amidst a shower of glass from above.
PS stay out of the Subways