From a Dudley tailors shop in the 60's

Would sir like a Kipper Tie?

Yez, pleze. Milk and towe sugers...

Two Lancashire lads on holiday on the Wye

What's that old church?

Tintern Abbey

'tis an abbey!

Edinburgh cake shop

Is that a sponge cake or a meringue?

Aye, it is a sponge cake and yer nae wrang.

:D