There's a good chance your kid might stub his toe, so why not just sever the spinal cord in the in the neck area, remove the possibility of that toe stub? You can only provide so much 'protection' for children.

When vaccines get down to the point of things like this Gardasil program, every parent should know something is very, very wrong. Time-tested vaccines against widespread contagions are one thing, but Gardasil is snake oil. So are lots of others out there. Parents should pick and choose what they allow strangers to inject into their kids' bloodstreams, but parents are so woefully uninformed that they still think it's the LAW that you have to let your kids get injected.

I was only kidding about turning your kid into a quadraplegic to prevent toe stubs, by the way. If Gardasil caught on, maybe the spinal cord idea will.