Jackie Mason had fun with some old US ads many years ago.

   "There's this deoderant that says,'We stop perspiration around the clock!!'.

   "I took this deoderant, but I still perspire like anything.....................
   "But around my clock .........................

   "They've come up with a deoderant which will wipe out all the other ones. It's called 'Invisible'. You see you take this deoderant and you disappear completely. But the smell stays the same, only nobody knows where it's coming from, this is the trick.

   "There's another ad where a girl smokes a cigarette, and then she has the nerve to say,'I've tried everything,............but i prefer... a camel.'

   "I'd like to meet that woman.

   "Have you seen this ad where a beautiful woman is holding a baby, and a voice pops out and says,'Does she? Or doesn't she?'

   "Well whadds YOU think?"







       Ivor