These Folk Police (if they existed - and of course they don't, I mean, where are they if you want them?) are actually a figment of the kRusby imagination.

If only they did, they could get on with issuing ASBOs to the new-agey, wifty-wafty snigger-snoggers, pseudo-celtic pogue-clones, purveyors of MOR tripe and 'good-enough-for-f*lk' dumbers-down who could be usefully confined to the newly-discovered black hole of 6 billion trillion miles of absolutely nothing.