Actually, it might be pretty entertaining to observe Rapaire channel Shirley Temple Black. Or not.

And Rapaire, it is still very painful to reminded of the death of our young cousin. Your mention of it has stirred up so much emotion that I may have to drive to Durham tomorrow morning between 11 and 12, and key the paint jobs on a few of the Lexus' and Mercedes parked in the lot outside of Duke Chapel.

If apprehended by Campus Police, I will simply assert the (Duke Blue) Devil made me do it.

Or, I dunno. Maybe I'll make my son go with me. If caught, I'll blame him. That 'll lairn 'im.