How far away is the local monument company, Rapaire? I need to know so as to calculate the amount of explosives necessary to move your rock the appropriate distance. You also need to position them right or the rock may move in the wrong direction. If that were to happen then it could result in a mishap, such as the rock falling on Dick Cheney's limousine while he's driving through your area. I wouldn't want that to happen to an innocent rock.