Garth

[Daily Mirror UK comic strip hero way back in the 60's]


Yul Brynner

[ The King and I - baldy sex god]


The Hood

[Thunderbirds villain - baldy bad guy bad c@nt]


Josep Conrad

[very depressing Polish Seafaring Author]


Bagpuss


[old grumpy yet still cuddly....]


Bruce Willis


[Old cuddly yet still grumpy...]



Johnny Depp


[fine bone structure..]


John Holmes


[fine.. errrrmm.. ok.. i might be fibbing.. or i might be not ladies.....?????]


The Beast


[Walerian Borowczyk's almost house trained pet]


God


[yeah but.. on a sub-atomic particle level.. aren't we all..!!!!????]