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Thread #905 Message #2134347
Posted By: GUEST,Tom Bliss
27-Aug-07 - 06:22 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Land Rover / Range Rover (parody)
Subject: Lyr Add: LAND ROVER (Wild Rover parody)
I really do own a Land Rover - my second in fact. Many years ago I was forced to sing the dreaded WR in a pub and came up with the following on the spot - having not heard of the above.
I drove a Land Rover for many a year But just couldn't get the thing out of first gear I longed to 'off-road' but I couldn't leave town Cos it wouldn't go uphill it only went down
So I went to a garage I used to frequent And told the head salesmen I wanted a Bent(ley) He found me a banger, all rust and decay Saying customise that + you'll be on your way
I went back to my parents, and parked in the porch Then set to work with my acetylene torch I added a tail fin, some wings and a jet And everyone said that's the best Bentley yet
I drove it to Paris, to Moscow and Rome And then I got bored, so I drove it back home Pulled up the brake on that Land Rover's patch Poured petrol on both, and then tossed in a match