Instead of all this concept-coshing,
You, who do not, might take up washing.
'T would palliate your social fears,
And mayhap open up your ears
And this -- if you should take the trouble --
Your language skills might soon redouble
Your mind would stride, instead of hobble,
Cruise instead of stall and bobble
(Assuming that said mind is fillable)
When you can hear more than one syllable!

Gundersen Dammegud Ferjia
Danish on Wry -- Songs from the Frozen North

Tolkabiit & Bogeidaaend, Kobenhavn, 1973