"The shepherd whistled gaily and the dog WAGGED HIS TAIL!", the last words being shouted.
I think another winner was "Football Crazy" ("the football it has taken away the little bit of sense he had"), which was described as "Irish". Hmmmm. Even at the age of seven, I had the first dim beginnings of a distinction between genuine tradition and modern degeneracy.
In these first two cases, as in several others, it was pretty predictable which songs would be most popular.