"You look like a guy I was in the navy with. He wouldn't bathe, so we had to pee in his bed to get him discharged. "
~ Nashville

"Don't touch that, please. Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures."
~ Army of Darkness

"Knock it off! Knock it off! You remind me of a couple of old women!"
~ Thunderheart

"Goddamn army jeep!"
~ M*A*S*H

"Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska."
~ Unforgiven