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Thread #36510 Message #2137931
Posted By: Rog Peek
31-Aug-07 - 05:16 PM
Thread Name: Origins: Soldier and the Sailor (Soldier's Prayer)
Subject: RE: Origins: Soldier and the Sailor (Soldier's Prayer)
Sorry, hit the wrong key, I'll start again:
The soldier and the sailor went walking one day
Said the soldier to the sailor "let's kneel down and pray,
And if we have one prayer, may we also have ten
Give us a whole bloody litany" said the sailor "Amen"
Sing toorali oorali oorali aye, toorali oorali oorali aye
And if we have one prayer, may we also have ten
Give us a whole bloody litany" said the sailor "Amen"
Said the soldier to the sailor "let's pray for some beer
Sing glory halleluiah may it fill us with cheer
And if we have one pint may we also have ten
Let's have a whole bloody brewery" said the sailor "Amen"
Sing toorali oorali oorali aye, toorali oorali oorali aye
"And if we have one pint may we also have ten
Let's have a whole bloody brewery" said the sailor "Amen"
Said the soldier to the sailor "let's pray for a wench
Sing glory halleluiah and may she be French
And if we have one wench may we also have ten
Give us a whole bloody brothel" said the sailor "Amen"
Sing toorali oorali oorali aye, toorali oorali oorali aye
"And if we have one wench may we also have ten
Give us a whole bloody brothel" said the sailor "Amen"
Said the soldier to the sailor "let's pray for a wife
May she make us happy for all of our life
And if we have one wife may we also have ten
Give us a whole bloody harem" said the sailor "Amen"
Sing toorali oorali oorali aye, toorali oorali oorali aye
"And if we have one wife may we also have ten
Give us a whole bloody harem" said the sailor "Amen"
Said the soldier to the sailor "let's pray for the Queen
May she be as fertile as she's ever been
And if she has one son may she also have ten
Give her a whole bloody regiment" said the sailor "Amen"
Sing toorali oorali oorali aye, toorali oorali oorali aye
"And if she has one son may she also have ten
Give her a whole bloody regiment" said the sailor "Amen"
Said the soldier to the sailor "let's pray for the King
Sing glory halleluiah, what a bastard he's been
And if he has one shot may he also have ten
Give him a whole bloody clinic" said the sailor "Amen"
Sing toorali oorali oorali aye, toorali oorali oorali aye
And if he has one sshot may he also have ten
Give him a whole bloody clinic" said the sailor "Amen"