there stood the princess with her beautiful blue eyes one blew left and one blew right and when she cried tears ran down her back.with her luxious black hair hanging from her arm pits.andshe had ears like petals bicycle pedals.she was waring a gownless evening strap and her open toed football boots.                                          i heard this from my grand father it was very similar to the kings castration because he would start it with .SHIT cried the king and a thousand warriors strained. but he only knew a few verses .another thing he used to say was when you asked him how long ago he,d say (back when jesus christ played halfback for the jeruselum giants