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Thread #103737 Message #2138359
Posted By: catspaw49
01-Sep-07 - 10:52 AM
Thread Name: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!
I have had it!!!! Great Christ on a fockin' crutch!!!
For years I have tried to support you Joe. I know your supposed hatred of ANY birthday thread for a variety of reasons and specifically because they tend to say just the same old things. In trying to ease what I believed to be your suffering, your angst, over this I posted to almost all of them with a different message guaranteed to make the thread "different." Over the years I have told various wonderful folks to fuck off, get bent, bite me, kiss my ass, etc., for absolutely no other reason than to relieve your troubled mind.
Well you can just fuck off, get bent, bite me, kiss my ass, and take a hot lead enema to boot. You really are a sleaze and a lying sack of shit. You love these damn threads! No need to admit it because its obvious. We can all see what you've done and it is so pathetic and self-serving that I don't know how I can ever respect anything of yours again.
YOU HAVE CREATED YOUR OWN GROUP OF JOE'S BIRTHDAY THREADS!?!?!?
You're pathetic......talk about your broke-dick mamaluccas............Man, you really take the cake. Don't send me any apologies you fockin' weasel. I will be forwarding this message on to Shambles as I know this is what he expected of you and will be relieved to see himself vindicated. He is of course a complete asshole himself but now he will be an asshole with a smile.
Blow me
Spaw
You caught me, Spaw. Although I really, honestly am bored to tears by birthday threads, I did enjoy this one in spite of myself. But hey, a group of birthday threads? Would I do a thing like that, start a group of threads praising Joe Offer? I strongly suspect that the group was started by a certain somebody living in the Road Kill Capital of Ohio.
As for all that other stuff: PLEASE, NO ENEMA!! I just got done with a colonoscopy not very long ago, one of the joys of being well over 50.
Thank you all, even Spaw, for the good wishes, even though I still hate birthday threads.
-Joe Offer-
....and I have to admit that I am duly impressed that Janie was able to fit in a message at exactly 11:59 PM on the last day of August.