Definitely not me! And I'm not having sheep in my trailer unless they wear nappies. Now there's a thought, paedophilia with sheep, mmmmmmmmmmm! You be careful, you'll give Kev the hump, which is quite incompatible with sheep.

If you want a big one I have two in the garage. (Tents, that is. Jacqui's old two-bedroom framie and an 8-scout Lillywhite Frowde with alas no scouts otherwise a certain tenor might join us for the weekend...).