The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #103345 Message #2143973
Posted By: John MacKenzie
08-Sep-07 - 11:39 AM
Thread Name: BS: Severn revisits the UK
Subject: RE: BS: Severn revisits the UK
SHIRT PEOPLE
Shirt people got no reason Shirt people got no reason Shirt people got no reason To live
They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no shirt people Don't want no shirt people Don't want no shirt people Round here
Shirt people are just the same As you and I (A fool such as I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's a wonderful world)
Shirt people got nobody Shirt people got nobody Shirt people got nobody To love
They got little baby legs And they stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That got beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no shirt people Don't want no shirt people Don't want no shirt people 'Round here
With sincere apologies to the wonderful Randy Newman.