They also have a Coxsackie for older folks, Rapaire, as Genie points out. The Town Council recently voted to adopt a Town Song:

Oh, keep yer hands off it,
Keep your hands off it,
Keep your hands off it,
It don't belong to you.

Cocksackie, Cocksackie
You can go whacky
Here in Cocksackie
It's the place for you!
And you girlfriend, too!

Oh, keep yer foots off it,
Keep your foots off it,
Keep your foots off it,
It don't belong to you.

Cocksackie, Cocksackie
You can go whacky
Here in Cocksackie
It's the place for you!
And you girlfriend, too!

Oh, keep yer mouth off it,
Keep your mouth off it,
Keep your mouth off it,
It don't belong to you.

Cocksackie, Cocksackie
You can go whacky
Here in Cocksackie
It's the place for you!
And you girlfriend, too!

A murmuring of impeachment is rippling through the sleepy little village as I write.


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