Then there was this gem by Clarence Carter:

(but you know, you can't help but like it, cheesy and fairly crude as it is... especially when the DJ plays it at a wedding recpetion and your elderly relatives are up on the dance floor and they think he's singing "Smokin'")


Strokin'

When I start makin' love, I don't just make love...

I be strokin'
That's what I be doin'
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

Lemme ask you somethin'...
What time of the day do you like to make love?
Have you ever made love just befo' breakfast?
Have you ever made love while you watch the late, late show?
Well, lemme ask you this...
Have you ever made love on a couch?
Well, lemme ask you this...
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car?
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:

I'm strokin'
that's what I'm doin'
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

Lemme ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love? huh?
Didja make looooove yesterday?
Didja make love las' week?
Didja make love las' year?
Or maybe it might be that you plannin' on makin' love tonight
But just remember
When you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short

And be strokin'
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don't stop until I know she's sassified
And I can aaaaaaalways tell when she gets sassified
Because when she gets sassfied, she start caaallin' my name
She say: 'Cla'ence Carter, Cla'ence Carter, Cla'ence Carter, Cla'ence Carter
Oooooooo SHIT! Cla'ence Carter!'
The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me?
Lemme tell you what she told me
She said, 'Stroke it Cla'ence Carter, but don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my... WOO!

I be strokin'
Ha ha ha ha!
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
I be strokin' ha ha ha ha!
I be strokin' yeah!
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin'
I be strokin' ha ha
I be strokin'