The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #104322 Message #2146312
Posted By: Rapparee
11-Sep-07 - 08:44 AM
Thread Name: BS: Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho)- lewd conduct
Subject: RE: BS: Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho)- lewd conduc
"Yes, Mom. I broke the vase."
"Well, son, you're grounded. But since you were honest it's only for a week."
"Thanks. I'm glad to get that over with."
Later....
"Mom, they want me off the Little League team because I broke the vase. Now I admit I didn't do it, and I've hired the same lawyer who's defending Michael Vick to prove it."