"Harley Is A Piece Of Crap"
(sung to the tune of Neil Young's "Piece of Crap")
Words by "Black Echo"

Born to ride free
Bought a used Harley
It wouldn't even start
It was a piece of crap

Wanted a Harley
Thought it was for me
But in reality
It's just a big piece of crap

I tried to start it up
I tried to ride it home
I had to have it towed
It was a piece of crap

Got it from a friend
On him you can depend
I found out in the end
It was a piece of crap

I tried to ride free
Believed in Milwaukee
but they depended on me
To buy their piece of crap

Took it to the dealer
He gave me a loaner
The guy told me at the door
It's a piece of crap too!