Amos: infallible heretic.

That would mean that you have to disagree with your own infallible pronouncements, wouldn't it? And wouldn't that lead to certain personality disorders?

Or...a new church, founded upon the doctrine of Infallible Heresy.

No, wait. We already have that at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC.

Could it be...that Amos...is actually...no, it can't be...but an infallible herectic...it MUST be so!

Amos is actually George W. Bush, President of the US.

I'm sorry to have doubted you, Mr. Prez. Is it true that Jena is preggers?