The guy who cut my hair for several years was the best hair cutter I've ever been to, and over the years he became a good friend. I know I'll eventually get it worked out, but I won't have as good a chat in the chair as I used to, I know that.

Whatever happened to those things that [as seen on TV] you could attach to the vacuum cleaner hose and cut your hair at a uniform length? I think that would appeal to Rapaire no end. And if he wasn't using it to cut his hair he could use it to shred top-secret library documents.