I was re-reading your blurb on the Romist's version of ex cathedra, old fruit, and I think they missed a bet. We should steal a march and found a church actually NAMED 'The Universal Church", promising only to promote truisms that are universal (to humans). Our motto would be, "If It Ain't Universal, It Ain't Shit!".
We could put magnetic signs on the doors of all our cars reading "Universal or Bust". Those who chose the latter would be redirected to the nearest Golden Globes Temple, an organization I also founded. Since believe in God is not universal, we would leave that out. But all humans acknowledge being alive, and being at least partially aware, so we could play that up. Breathing in and breathing out would be a big touchstone. I think we're really onto something here. Since no icons are, indeed universal, we could have a whole section of the website dedicated to iconclasm. Our only icon would be a perfect circle, with no meaning attributed (since everyone likes circles but no-one agrees on what they mean).

YEah, I betcha we got a weiner here.


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