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Thread #95693   Message #2149432
Posted By: Bobert
14-Sep-07 - 04:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: Should everyone vote?
Subject: RE: BS: Should everyone vote?
Okay, maybe everyone should be able to vote just' that some shouldn't have their votes actually counted...

Let me explain:

Okay, you step into the ballot box and there are three multiple choice questions:

1. Which of the following is not one of the three branches of government:
    A. The Legislative Branch
    B. The Executive Branch
    C. The NASCAR Branch
    D. The Judical Branch

2. Who is the current president of the United States?
    A. Jeff Burton
    B. Clint Black
    C. Rush Limbaugh
    D. George Bush

3. If you have lost the owners manual to your chainsaw and forgot that you were "cautioned" not to eat it or drink the gasoline you should:
    A. Eat the sumabich anyway but not drink the gasoline.
    B. Just drink the gasoline but not eat the chainsaw.
    C. Eat the chainsaw then wash it down with gasoline.
    D. None of the above

Now, here's where my brillence shines... I think that anyone who can't get 2 outta 3 above questions correct should have their voted accepted, of course, but not counted...

Now, of course the Repubs would try to block this brillent move toward levelin' the playing field but, hey???

B~