Rolling in dead things and barfing up hairballs,
Digging up flowers you've just planted in straight rows,
Filling the carpet with fleas that bite and sting,
These are a few of our pets' fav'rite things...

Shoving his nose in crotch of the pastor,
Giving the postman a bite which will fester,
Swallowing stuff like you gold wedding ring,
These are a few of our pets' fav'rite things...

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