As Titian was mixing Rose-madder
His model posed nude on a ladder.
Her position, to Titian,
Suggested coition.
So he climbed up the ladder and had 'er.

There was a young lady named Arden
Who blew her boy friend in the garden.
He asked, his voice gruff:
"Do you swallow that stuff?"
And she replied, "(gulp) Beg your pardon?"

There was a young fellow named Durkin
Addicted to jerkin' his gherkin.
His wife told him, "Durkin,
By jerkin' your gherkin,
You're shirkin' your firkin, you bastard!"

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