By the way, here's a rewrite I did of "O Canada", back in the latter days of the Mulroney era:

O Canada!
Our home and native soil
Regional hate
Is rising to the boil
The French are outlawing English now
And the english hate Quebec
The politicians and citizens
Have lost all measure of respect (TUM...TUM...TUM) (that's the descending base line)
O Canada! (TUM...TUM...TUM)
Land of the Meech! (TUM...TUM...TUM)
God grant that we may live through one more speech
God grant that we may live beyond the Meech!

(And we did....)