I sympathize with the load you are carrying, Amos. It's a terrible burden when one begins to succumb to the twin demons of drink AND rampant illicit sexuality!!!

Look, man, there is help out there. Get it. Get it now. We at the WSSBA are all behind you 100%. The Spirit of Shatner himself has been invoked as a light in your darkness, a light that will lead you forth into a glorious new dawn of innocence and purity. Have faith, my friend, because you are not alone!