SUVs
Vans
Hunters
Sport fishermen
News anchors who try to be funny and friendly
Jewel cases (What's wrong with cardboard sleeves, like the ones LPs came in?)
Power Point
Jet Skis
Snowmobiles
ATVs
Primary elections (other than non-partisan ones)
Political ads
Energy drinks
Bottled water
Guns
Fireworks in the hands of amateurs
Lawns (What's wrong with woods and natural prairies?)
Leaf-blowers
Riding lawn mowers
(If your lawn is too big to mow and rake without a loud machine, it is too big, period.)
Coffee with anything in it other than coffee. (Well, maybe occasionally a little whiskey.)