Well, we only did this since the ancestors emigrated here from Germany back about 1820. Before that we lived in some castles built by the hands of the peasantry. And oh, how we miss the old days! Riding through the fields knouting idle serfs, lounging around with the Kaiser, fighting in mensur...the usual sort of stuff, you know. Why, the first time great-great-great grandpa swung a knout at someone he was danged lucky not to be strung up from the highest tree. And something like a simple beheading caused all sorts of troubles....