Damn straight Ebbie! WE play REAL football here with REAL men and not a bunch of scrawny guys OR EVEN WOMEN runnin' around in short pants. This is America and we call it what we want to call it and play it our way! That soccer stuff is just played mainly by foreigners with funny accents and knobby knees. If they call it football then they're fucked up!

Know why? 'Cause we're America and the rest of the world can just kiss our ass!!!!

Spaw