Your claims are figments of a desperate imagining, and villainy in practice. I have no more forgotten those who brought us to this grand threshold than I could forget the very name of my own mother, Mrs. Whoozy.

That you should resort to such calumnies, sirrah, merely in order to obfuscate your own illegal claimancy on the Weiner of Twenty Kay, is an abysmal confession that there is not enough moral fiber in your diet.

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