Susan...I remember watching Gretzky when he was PeeWee (we lived nearby). He could do more surrounded by goons, on his backhand, skating backwards with the puck in the air than much older kids could do on a breakaway. He was a hero then as now. Scary good he was.

Backwoodsman...You gotta do worse than that to annoy me! I have feelings about car racing and golf that make me unpopular with friends, never mind strangers, so I can empathize.

Rapaire..."Old Spice". That's very funny, and so obvious I bet half of us reading this wish we'd thought of it first. I just about spat lunch on my laptop.

Peace, Mooh.