Ya know, Ma, I was jist a wonderin' how low they'd let ya fall. Well, I guess I know now. Sure, you wasn't in any danger but still, to be sixth from the bottom...well, I never heard of such disrespect in all ma born days. I tell ya, kids these days don't pay any attention to their elders and betters. Out racin' buggies all night and drinkin' that hootch stuff they get from the bootleggers and before ya know it somebody's wrecked the buckboard or worse. That Amos, for example, HE'S a fine one! You know, he had too much rum one time and Blind Bill slipped him a mickey and he woke up halfway to Santiago on a boat hauling pigs down and guano back. But you know all about him, doncha Ma?