You're right Rick.....I do need help. Specifically, I figure I need about 300 people to lay around on their stomachs for 24 hours a day for a few months. See, asparagus takes tears to grow, but if I can get a good geal on two year old crowns I can start capitalizing on this scheme right away. Asparagus is going for about 3 bucks a pound and I could make a killing if I could grow say 3 pounds per ass per season. That's be 2700 bucks that I could use. I bet I could get more if I advertized it as "Organically Grown." Wonder what the possibilities of getting a bunch of Amish folks would be. That "Amish" bit combined with "Organically Grown" could really pay off!! Hey.......Heather likes gardening. Do ya' think she'd be interested in helping out here?

Spaw